To all you people who have emailed me to voice your
childish little gripes and snarky comments - I already told you
that you wouldn't get it, so why are you giving me grief?
Slow day at
the snot factory? Get
a Life!!!
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Original Message -----
From: Dewey Lansing
To: mynightmare@northwestnightmares.com
SENT: Wednesday, January 7, 2009 8:01 AM
Subject: Link exchange
Hello, My name is Dewey
Lansing and I work at the Cascade Forest Research Center. My friend
Jeff and I are investigating some odd occurrences around the CFRC and
very near the Sunken Valley region (also known as the Corts Foundation
Trust). We seem to share similar interests; would you mind if we did a
link exchange? Thanks! - Dewey.
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Dewey - I normally
don't acknowledge such requests, but I checked out your website and
you seem legit. So be it - I have added you to my links pages for a 6
month probationary trial period, to start. - I.T.
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Original Message -----
From: Millie Jean Mason
To: mynightmare@northwestnightmares.com
SENT: Monday, December 22, 2008 2:57 PM
Subject: Very cool site!
Hi there - I just wanted to tell you
that I love your site! I grew up in Tillamook and my mom's dad
used to always talk about Sunken Valley. I used to want to try and
find it for myself, but not anymore. Thanks for sharing your
info! - Millie
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Millie - You are
wise not to seek out the Verdant
Pseudomorphs. They do not take kindly to visitors and would likely not
let you go. I barely made it past the outskirts before being turned
away by my incredible intuition and maintain my stance that someday,
someone is going to get killed. - Ingevald
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Original Message -----
From: Dr. Mortimer Kelly
To: mynightmare@northwestnightmares.com
SENT: Friday, June 06, 2008 5:23 PM
Subject: Regarding the CFRC
Dear sir: Your website
was brought to my attention by an assistant and, while I encourage independent
research and study, I must ask that you refrain from casting any
further aspersions against the
Cascade Forest Research Center. Notwithstanding your rather crude
depiction of our highly-trained staff as "just a bunch of
lab-coated nerds", we are more than capable
of locating our own sphincters as well as determining what is and what
is not of scientific validity. - M.K.
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M.K. -
Perhaps, but you are obviously completely ignorant of the malevolent
forces right outside your backdoor. Get a life!
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Original Message -----
From: David Scott Turnpike
To: mynightmare@northwestnightmares.com
SENT: Tuesday, January 15, 2008 10:12 AM
Subject: You're completely nuts!
Listen you freak
- I like the supernatural as much as the
next person but you are just weird. Find something better to do with
your time! - David.
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David - Who are you
calling a freak?? I say YOU find something better to do with YOUR
time, and leave me ALONE!
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